Tuesday, June 28, 2011

Centurion (2010)

The Romans are keen to conquer Northern England but the locals, the Picts, are putting up a pretty decent defence. Cue heads splitting open, arrows entering eyeballs, impaling and general blood spraying mayhem. The gore is the only reason I'll really remember seeing this film, along with Dominic West, aka McNulty from HBO's The Wire, in a vastly different role to what I'm used to seeing him in. It's a fast paced adventure but the characters are a forgettable lot, I didn't mind who received a sword to the stomach which was then slowly turned clockwise. It's also been flogged digitally which I found distracting but then again I assume this film's aimed at teenage boys...and I'm a couple of years beyond that time now.
This is fine Saturday night fodder but just don't ask me about it in a week because, truthfully,  I may not remember it.
2.5/5

Monday, June 27, 2011

The Natural (1984)



This is a film I very fondly remember seeing as an impressionable sapling. Inspired by Robert Redford's character Roy Hobbs, I was certain a career in the baseball Major Leagues awaited me. Well, I did play a couple of seasons of softball in high school and at least once knocked a home run. God, such talent...wasted.
It was excellent seeing this again. A Disney-like tale with some of 1980's biggest names; Redford, Glenn Close, Kim Basinger and Robert Duvall, plus many other familiar faces. It sure does feature some sentimental scenes but they're idolising baseball and classic cinema, how could you hate something so earnest? Redford is charming as Hobbs although it's a little hard to accept him as a teenager in early scenes when his actual age during shooting was 48. You can't hide that from the camera, sorry Robert. 
A good, uplifting, old school story. Maybe there's still time for me...
3.5/5  

Wednesday, June 22, 2011

Oranges and Sunshine (2010)

A disturbing look at the British government's deportation of children to Australia from the early 1900's to the 1970's. Deemed to be better off without their families, they were shipped across the world where many were put into slave labour environments. The most unfortunate were placed under the care of the Christian Brothers, and copped physical, mental and sexual abuse. The fuckers. Emily Watson stars as real life social worker Margaret Humphreys who exposed the appalling scheme. David Wenham and Hugo Weaving both do great jobs as men who's lives have been sadly misshaped by their childhoods. Wenham's character is a familiar type of painful person I've crossed paths with. Have all the pricks I've met in my life been the result of similar shit treatment? Only some I reckon. This is a very respectfully directed story, by Ken Loach's son Jim, that certainly should not be forgotten.
What the hell's wrong with people?
4/5

Tuesday, June 21, 2011

Nosferatu: A Symphony Horror (1922) Nosferatu the Vampyre (1979) Shadow of the Vampire (2000)

Like the great unclean, gorging on a maiden's throat, I have been busy feasting on these bloodless delights. Based on Bram Stoker's Dracula novel, but not holding the rights, the original 1922 film became Nosferatu and makes several mutations from the source material. Directed by German director F.W.Murnau, it is a gem from the silent era. Max Shrek is an outstanding beast of the night; his pallid skin and maw-like eyes are engrossingly detestable. The vintage of the film has rendered it an eerie/comical spectacle, which to be fair, results in good entertainment. Despite these ageist jabs, the film is technically quite excellent for its' time. I was a little confused with the bright lighting for night scenes though, it appeared often to be high noon, not so good for a vampire eh? The score that accompanied the version I saw was a pretty trashy one, so I'd like to see it again partnered with a grander rendition. But what I'd really like to see now, is one of these live full orchestra shindigs playing to the film. Ah, it'd be a thing I'm sure. This really has to be the oldest film I have sat through in entirety. I'm always hearing about the wealth of great films from the old silent days, but shiiiiit, I'm just accustomed to my talkies. Still, I doff my cap to a treasure from another era.   
3.5/5



Herzog and Kinski; the mad bastards ride again. I've covered a few of their intrepid forays now, and this homage to the original was a welcome addition. Kinski is perfect as Nosferatu, a sad and sinister creature well past his majestic days of devouring any woman he pleased. One of the highlights of Nosferatu the Vampyre was becoming acquainted with a little French fellow by the name of Roland Topor. His role as the cackling, delirious, underling Renfield, is worth seeing this film for alone. He sprayed his artistic endeavours across many disciplines, his illustrations in particular caught my jaundiced eye. Topor also authored The Tenant (1966) which Roman Polanski adapted for the screen in 1976, a psychological terror trip into urban living. I shall see it, read it even. Topor also chanced his arm at screen writing; Marquis (1989) features a bizarre combination of puppetry and live action to tell the tale of Marquis De Sade and his chatty penis. This has bolted to the top of my 'must see' list of films.
Herzog has a done a good job, the European landscapes and townships evoke a fairytale feel and the acting is great. A young Bruno Ganz as Harker, is bold in the face of such a menacing curiosity. There are less typical Herzog moments but they're still evident at times.  The story blends scenes of the original Nosferatu film with the Dracula tale which works well indeed.
Well done boys, another good collaboration. Only Woyzeck (1976) to see now.
4/5 

Shadow of the Vampire is an affectionate tale about the making of the original Nosferatu and the concept that Max Shrek was in fact a vampire. A lot of fun is had with the premise and the cast is brilliant. The mighty Willem Dafoe delivers an excellent turn as an uncooperative lead bloodsucker and John Malkovich as Murnau, the director who's cast is an expendable meal ticket (literally), is intense as expected. Other notable appearances include Eddie Izzard, Cary Elwes, and your favourite actor Udo Kier. The tone wanders at times from playful to dark, and events are a little choppy but it's just such a great homage that little of that matters. I first watched this years ago and loved it, seeing it again pushed me to see Herzog's film and then the original. I think this is a good sequence to see them in if struggling with such an old film as the original is a worry. There were so many references to check in each subsequent film that I was champing at the bit, I tell you. A personal favourite this one.
4/5

Sunday, June 19, 2011

Demonlover (2002)

I watched this on television last night without any prior knowledge and was pleasingly surprised. I like, perhaps even love, when that happens. It's always refreshing to see a film set in an environment that is not traditionally depicted. In this case, it is the corporate world of Japanese Anime torture porn. I'm ashamed to admit I hadn't considered the possibilities of this setting before. The central characters are generally cold, ambitious and lacking scruples, which seems to be a bonus in their industry. All sorts of backstabbing, conspiring and sordid shenanigans take place. The first half of the movie had me hooked, unusual elements and intriguing developments were promising. Connie Nielsen and ChloĆ« Sevigny fluently change between French and English throughout the film and are gratifying femme fatales. 
Unfortunately the wheels become unsteady and fly off in the second half of the film. I couldn't fathom what the hell Nielsen's character was meant to be thinking. Some sort of crazy I guess. 
So, beware! The brightly coloured, cartoon world of alien porn can escalate into something darker and more sinister. You have been warned.
3/5