I knew this was unavoidable. It was destiny I would see it eventually. The utterly contemptible act of stitching three people together, lips to arsehole, to form a human centipede caught everybody's imagination off guard. Well, perhaps if I had heard not a thing about it, the surprise factor might have provoked a response other than "whatever shit lips". Pretty fucking underwhelming. The idea is more disgusting and appalling than anything on screen. Dieter Laser, the mad doctor who stitches the morons together, is probably the most frightening sight. I simply will not believe he isn't evil personified in real life. He looks like a convicted child murderer.
The film's not so bad it's unwatchable, it's just doesn't offer anything new or exciting beyond that one, admittedly pretty sweet, idea. Just for the record as well, I would be in the middle.
1.5/5 
Sicko.
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christs sake what are you kids wasting your time with smut flicks for?
ReplyDeleteUnavoidable destiny. Nobody plans to be in a car crash.
ReplyDeleteMost people do not plan to be in a car crash (See "Crash" - 1994 for possible exceptions) but car crashes are not unavoidable - they can be avoided DB.
ReplyDeleteUnfortunately if there is a part of you that desperately wants to be in a car crash then maybe it becomes unavoidable - you certainly from all appearances wanted to be in this car crash.....
You weren't meant to analyse that statement. If I was in a car crash though, and planned it, I would hope it would be sexy.
ReplyDeleteWas it sexy with KB?
ReplyDeletePretty sexy dude.
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